Okay, this is kind of funny but not really when you get three hours sleep..But John bought new sheets for us the other night and this has thrown my insane mexican cat Delgado into some kind of psychotic breakdown from which he may never recover from. I'm fucking serious! When we put the new sheets on at night he kind of stared at them and his eyes got bigger and bigger. Then he approached them and sniffed them for a minute..I guess cats are like dogs..they want their scent on all the stuff they see as theirs. Our dog Junior used to get really depressed when we washed his doggy bed and his scent was gone from it. Delgado started going mental..rolling in the damn sheets..biting them, ripping them apart with his claws. Our other cat Harlequinn who hates him even got into the act..racing around like a maniac all over the sheets..They kept John up all night in their sheet induced frenzied partying...It went on for hours and no matter how I tried to stop it..it was useless. Delgado would calm down for a bit-then notice the new sheets again and start meowing at the top of his lungs..I thought John was going to chuck him out the window.
Tonite I pulled the bed out extra early to give them time to get it out of their systems..Sure enough, Del freaked out again on the sheets for about two hours..I took some pics and now they are both passed out exhausted from sheet ecstasy. If Delgado would let anyone touch him besides me, I would consider paying for therapy for him. Imagine if I put the new sheets in his litter box? Made little kitty curtains for the cat box, with a matching area rug. It might just permanently BLOW HIS MIND!!!!