John took these pics of me at Jalopy tonite and when we got home and I was tipsy..he insists they are adorable in a drunken mess type of way..I dunno..Anyway the last pic is from Jerry Springer where John worked monday..he saw all kinds of boobies and a slutty whipped cream wrestling match..I could have gone but I slept late as usual..Bah..I am definitely going next time. John says I can get front row seats and if I ask the funniest, most offensive question then i get to go onstage with Jerry and do the lead in to the commercial. Ah, a woman's reach should exceed her grasp or what's a heaven for? Yeah, i'm druuunk..Time to go to bed.
I love Jerry and his hideous show of freaks..I can't wait to go!