Well, I am staying in today even though I got a fancy new hair do..My hair looks nice like for two weeks out of the year..other than that it's like a tangled brillo pad with cat hair and pubes dangling from it..I was thinking about that kid's game Operation and how weird it is looking back..It was a "wacky" game where you remove some fat guy's internal organs and get shocked when you mess up..I recall the jingle went, "You're the doctor-collecting all your PAY! You're the doctor, it's SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY!" I mean WTF? Was this game for creepy perverted uncle number 3..or for little serial killers learning how to neatly eviscerate a human? Why I spend my time thinking about this I have no answer to...except I was hungover today and got my hair worked on for 5 hours..
Here are some DARLING pics for you..This first one is me STICKING IT TO THE MAN! It looks like a mug shot..see what an anarchist I am? Breaking the law..Breaking the law! Then some pics from Mar Bar my fave haunt..Some art which looks like a wheel of pubes was pointed out to me..and some cool wings above the bar..Then some guy decided everyone needed to see how gross his toe was..and yes-I have the proof ladies and germs..It was fucking gross!
Then another guy said he wanted to show us his facebook page which turned out to be the asian porn ads in the back of the NY Press which I thought was really funny..Anyway-when I was drunk it seemed hilarious!
Then to make up for the mug shot pic here are a few of my nice new hair all fresh and so clean..I am getting some headshots done next week before I mess it up by walking through some cobwebs or something..I think when I get up some dough after going to France in July, I will join Aftra..I'm digging on this acting thing..I was an extra on Bored to Death and got to watch a bubble weird burlesque show..I was told to dress as freaky as I wanted to..yay! And Jason Shwartzman is really funny and nice..He gave me a veggie meatball and told me I had to eat it before the scene started..like in 30 seconds..I tried but failed..but he made me eat it right after the scene ended. It was damn good for a veggie meatball(which is an oxymoron I guess)..I forget where he said he got it from but we were at The Slipper Room..The cast and director's all were so nice on that set..good vibe..even though this one extra guy kept arguing with me about Steely Dan..wah!