Well, today is my birthday..Thanks mom for letting me pop out of your vagina! So far, I go some dough, some shoes, and some more stuff coming..I thought I would get younger this year, but nope..bathing in the blood of all those virgins did NOT work..it was fun though.
For my birthday, I really want to get signed or get a damn booking agent..get into SAG and Aftra..and learn how to play the freaking guitar magically overnight..If I go to Mars Bar tonight or something and drink myself sick-Im certain I can reach all these goals by tomorrow evening..Damn, I'm old as dirt!