The All-New DomestiqueBot

Have you ever dreamed of winning a stage in the Tour de France, just like the pros, but thought it was beyond your reach? Well now that yellow jersey can be more than a dream - with the incredible all-new DomestiqueBot!

Yes, your very own personal domestique - loyal, tireless, dedicated - and synchronized with a fully automated support team to shepherd you to victory!

DomestiqueBot will silently see to your every need on tour. Never complaining about dropping back to the support vehicle for the umpteenth time to fetch you another water bottle. Or giving you one of his wheels whenever you have a flat. Or charging ahead to reel in a rival's breakaway just because you're too tired to do it.

What's more, DomestiqueBot will never test positive for illegal substances (unless motor oil is declared an illegal substance), and will never testify that you pressured him into performance enhancing drug use, or implicate you in any way. DomestiqueBot will never let you down!

Can you picture yourself in this scene?

Order your DomestiqueBot today!