Against putting a presidential debate on at the same time as Monday Night Football.
For making it a capital crime if friends discuss politics.
Against the existence of anyone named Kardashian.
For allowing dads to have one minute alone with their child's molester.
Against women having the right to refuse a first date request.
For the right to tell your boss what you think of him once a year without getting fired.
Against alarm clocks.
For 11 months paid vacation, 2 weeks sick leave, and 2 weeks of working.
Against everyone who disagrees with me.
For the parents to kill their children before they become teenagers and ruin everything for everybody.
Against getting old.
For one 'Go To Work Naked' day every year. Just to gross people out.
Against present and any possibility of future 'reality' shows.
For Jeff Probst to retire...NOW.
Against celebrities opening their pie holes unless it's reading from a script for our entertainment.
For everyone to receive a lifetime supply of Snicker's bars. (or the chocolate of your choice)
Against Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Chris Matthews, Rachael Maddow and all other opinion hacks wiht their own political agenda to vomit at us.
And finally,
For the NFL to be on year round with a 48 week season and a four week playoff tourney w/Super Bowl.