Everybody Got Their Fiddle?

It won't be long until we will all get warmed up to start playing the violin as America goes down the tube. I want it to be a beautiful sound. After all, when the greatest country that ever lived...dies...it should happen like the Titanic, where the band played on.

Obama wants to tax the rich to the tune of 1.6 trillion dollars over the next ten years. We have a 16 trillion dollar deficit right now that is growing by leaps and bounds. What? You don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

Obama wants to have dictatorial authority for America's debt limit, so he can roll over and fart some night and decide to lift that baby up another notch without having to ask anybody. That means he has no intention of cutting spending now, in the near future, or ever. Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

Nobody wants to call a Christmas tree a Christmas tree. They want to start calling it a 'holiday' tree. The Democratic Party left God out of the equation. Obama doesn't ever mention God. Hell, Obama never goes to church. (Sorry for the rough language).  Nativity scenes are offensive. Public displays of the Bible are offensive. Public displays of the Ten Commandments are offensive. And, to top it all off, Obama wants Christian businesses to pay for insurance that inludes abortions. Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

Kim Kardashian is the most searched person/thing on the internet this year. Proof positive that the world is not just GOING to hell in a handbasket...WE'RE ALREADY THERE! WELCOME!!!! Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

The majority of Americans just voted in a man who wants to raise taxes, print mo' money, get a fifty billion dollar stimulus package ready, and not even think about spending cuts until next year....if ever. California just voted themselves a whole new batch of tax increases and yell bloody murder if any of their entitlements are cut. This is a clear sign the collective intelligence of this country is on the same level as a baboon. Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

Some of my liberal 'friends' think that what a country did (Iceland) to beat their recession is what OUR country should do. Let's see, they think a population of 319,000 people (Iceland) and a population of more than 315 million people (U.S.) stacks up about the same. They think that a gross domestic product of fourteen billion dollars (Iceland) and a gross domestic product of just over fifteen TRILLION (U.S.) stacks up about the same. What did Iceland do? They bailed out their people's debt and imprisoned the bankers. Hell, yeah! Let's do'er. And, while we're at it, let's send a spaceship to the moon and get us some of that thar green cheese and feed the frikkin' world. There are a lot lot lot of people out there who think we should follow Iceland's example. And they're absolutely ready for the men in the white coats to take them away to a nice, quiet place with lots and lots of meds. Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'.

We live in a time where common sense is not only uncommon...it's almost non-existent. Don't show a rebel flag...it offends the blacks. Don't serve pork...it offends the muslims. Don't say retard or gay....it offends the handicapped and the homosexuals. Don't flush your toilet with your left hand...it might offend the turds you just dropped. I feel like Charlton Heston in The Planet of the Apes. That's who's running things now...the monkey brains. I just want to shout, "It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!"

But, the monkeys don't care. They're in control. They have the majority. Don't believe it? Well, then...start to fiddlin'. Rome is burning. And soon, the flames will come to us all.