You may think that climbing up 6 storeys of stairs is a good idea of exercise.
Well. Not when you are sleepy at 9 in the morning and caffeine-deficit. I would argue that it could even be dangerous. Shut your eyes for one second and you may roll down those stairs like a doughnut. Lose a split moment of concentration and you may end up with half your leg. Or brain.
See, it’s not a good idea to take the stairs to the office every morning.
But the elevator in my office building is under renovation, so if you don’t want to take the cargo lift (which is really in poor and scary condition), you are left with no other choice but take the damn stairs.
At least give the girl a plate of McD’s big breakfast first, will ya?
Buy Ray's Thong!
Well, when you pick up that drunken girl at the local dive bar..you know the one who gave all your friends pubic pals..and you're getting down to business in a seedy brothel..You know when she takes it all off there is nothing that will make the night any better than if you see she is sporting a SAVE RAY'S THONG!!! Cafe press now has all kinds of Ray's stuff for sale on their site..T-shirts, Aprons, tank tops..and the THONG! You know you want-no..you know you NEED this stuff!
Happy Ides of March Day!!!
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