PETA People Need to Get A Life...Far Away From Me

PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, should NEVER be given ANY press time...EVER. This bunch of yahoos is made up of insane radicals, over the top liberals, idiotic mindless minions of hell, and a few terroristic types who equate the lives of animals with the lives of humans, giving animals all the human qualities that the rest of the normal world knows all too well is a bunch of dithering and ignorant hogwash.

PETA has had its fifteen minutes...Media Hounds!!!! Stop giving them air time. All  you do when they get their stories out is continue to legitimize them and there is no way these cretins should ever be legitimized...maybe lobotomized...but never legitimized.  I had a vegan tell me one day that as a meat eater I should be killed. And you honestly want to propogate this kind of thinking???? Stop giving them air time. Stop giving them publicity. Ignore them...forever.

It seems that PETA has sent a message to Obama to NOT pardon the traditional White House Thanksgiving turkeys as has been done since the Abraham Lincoln days. Ingrid NewQuirk (actually Newkirk, but the one I assigned fits this idiot better) says the turkey pardon has got to go. She says...

"It makes light of the mass slaughter of some 46 million gentle, intelligent birds and portrays the United States' president as being in some sort of business partnership with the turkey-killing industry," NewQuirk wrote in a letter sent to President Obama today. "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

Okay. Notice the insanity here. They have been born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents. They should get respect. They are good mothers. They are smart. They are interesting. But wait! It gets crazier. She says further...

"You understand so well that African-Americans, women, and members of the LGBT community have been poorly served throughout history, and now I am asking you to consider other living beings who are ridiculed, belittled, and treated as if their sentience, feelings, and very natures count for nothing," NewQuirk wrote in the letter.

Are we still talking about turkeys and now equating them with minority human beings??? Yes...she is.

When tasked about the comparison, PETA spokesperson Ashley Byrne, an idiot subordinate to the head idiot, said that turkeys feel pain and fear, just like humans. Of course they do said the men in the white suits as they led Ashley away in one of those coats that lets you hug yourself ALLL day long. Before putting her in the padded wagon, she blurted out the following....

"Everyone deserves to be free from suffering, and that includes turkeys," Byrne said.

Yes, everyone. Since her 'everyone' means, well...every living thing.

Last year, PETA took issue with the term 'pardon', asking the White House to say 'spare'. To say they are pardoned means they were guilty of something. They are. They're guilty of tasting great with dressing, gravy and cranberry sauce on the side.

Just as the men in the white coats were closing the door to the padded wagon, Byrne was able to shout out one more thing.

"With more Americans than ever cutting meat out of their diets, we hope that the president could see this as a way to get with the times," Byrne said.

Obviously, Ashley hasn't been to the South very much. We're a bunch of meat raisin', meat killing, meat butcherin', meat smokin', meat cookin' and meat eatenest crowd you ever did see. There hasn't been much of a decline among us carnivores down he'ah.

Let's all hope that Ashley gets the loooonnnngggg rest she so richly deserves. Plus, to all you vegans and PETA nutjobs out there, here's a clue for ya. It's a fact that our teeth were either created or 'evolved' as carnivorous teeth. In other words, we don't have teeth like a cow or a horse or any other vegetarian type animal. We have teeth like a dog, wolf, lion, cat, you name it. Our type of teeth are meant for the ripping, cutting and tearing of meat. Now, if you want to go vegan or vegetarian, go ahead, I'm fine with it. But when you come into my kitchen to take my fried chicken, rib eye steaks, jalapeno sausage and shrimp??? Get ready for a butt full of 12 gauge .00 buckshot. I don't mess around in your kitchen, so stay the hell out of mine.

And, as I have asked of the media I shall now do the same. Never again will I mention the brainless communistic and fascist idiots that are PETA. Have a great Thanksgiving everybody.